Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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