That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My ass is underappreciated
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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