But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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