get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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