fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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