I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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