sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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