its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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