ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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