It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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