i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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