After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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