last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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