It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
