she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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