It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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