This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
