I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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