I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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