That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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