is your mom at the bar?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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