Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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