That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
