Its about making memories worth repressing
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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