She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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