Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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