I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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