why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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