Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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