There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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