is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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