Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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