Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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