It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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