no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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