What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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