Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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