Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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