I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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