I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
