Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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