Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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