We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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