Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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