i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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