Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
