How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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