I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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