So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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