hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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