Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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