the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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